JACK F. KENNEDY.Born in 1951, died at age 22 in 1973.
You may know him as...Other notable details about this man:↳ They/He pronouns
↳ 5'11" ½ (He was very adamant about the half.)
↳ He doesn't own many clothes. He claims to wash his clothes on the daily, similar with showers. Cologne and perfume. Quote, "I would rather get run over by a truck than smell like Dave."
↳ He owns Fazbender Entertainment. He seems to be very proud of this fact.
↳ He likes to introduce himself as "Old Sport" depending on his mood. It's his username on practically every social media he has.Extra, less important things... >>
A full list of his aliases. He's a crafty one*, and more names may be added at any given time. If you see an orange man using any of these names, escape IMMEDIATELY. Actually, if you see an orange man** in general, just avoid approaching. Avoid conversation. Don't look into his eyes.- Old Sport
- Sportsy
- Orange Man
- Orange Guy
- Scary Orange Man
- Mr. "I can't kill the kids because I'm a big nerd"
- Orange Monster
- Jeremy Fitzgerald
- Jack-O-Lantern
- Tangerine Man
- Deranged Orange Man
- Kiddie Strangler V2
- Hombrecito
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* Not yet proven, he just looks shady.
**If you see an orange man alongside a taller purple man: CALL THE COPS.